12.06.03

Cat Bath

Posted in Blog at 23.49 by Gabe

Here’s some funny instructions for cleaning the cat (thankfully our Gato is very easy to clean).

How to bathe the cat.
1. Thoroughly clean toilet.
2. Lift both lids and add shampoo
3. Find and soothe cat as you carry it to the bathroom
4. In one swift movement, place cat in toilet, close both lids and stand on top
so cat can’t escape.
5. The cat will self-agitate and produce ample suds (ignore ruckus from inside
toilet – cat is actually enjoying this).
6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse, which is quite
effective. Cat is too big to go anywhere.
7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far as from toilet as possible and
quickly lift both lids.
8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors, where he will air dry.
Cat will return when hungry.

Sincerely,
The Dog.

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